13th October, 2003

Historic Porn Mo

Monday, 12:17 am in Movies & TV

Gangs of New York was, in my opinion, a good movie. Yes. Why is is that every movie I’ve enjoyed recently has had people with porn mos? Leo in Gangs, Dorian in League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (who, incidentally ~braken [h] was Lestat from Queen of the Damned, I knew he looked familiar), Legolas and Jack from Pirates of the Carribean (how much do you reckon it would piss you off to be constantly called ‘Legolas’?). Goddamn it, Historic Porn Mo! Stop following me into every movie I watch. Jesus I can’t even turn on Rage without seeing Har Mar Superstar’s stupid little modern day equivalent.

When I become a serial ‘killer’ I will carry around an old-fashioned straight razor and shave off (read: ‘kill’) any Historic Porn Mos that I see. Aggressivley.

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