YOUR BODY:<br />
1. What do you most like about your body?: That I have one<br />
2. And least?: That it doesn’t have any superpowers<br />
3. How many fillings do you have?: None, and I’m not likely to get any<br />
4. Do you think you’re good looking?: Why yes, yes I do…<br />
5. Do other people often tell you that you’re good looking?: Mostly I get “scary”, actually…<br />
6. Do you look like any celebrities?: I am a celebrity<br />
YOUR FRIENDS:<br />
1. Do your friends ‘know’ you?: Sure, why not<br />
2. What do they tend to be like?: Scary<br />
3. Are there traits in you that are universally liked?: No, but I have many that are universally
disliked<br />
4. How many people do you tell everything to?: Uh… dunno? ~
wolf [
h]? ~
Mat [
h]?<br />
5. Who would you go to for advice?: Probably my mum<br />
6. Who do you look up to?: Michael Kirby (High Court Justice; so I’m a Law nerd, so shoot me); Go Kirby Go!<br />
7. Who do you think are your real friends?: I don’t keep around any other type<br />
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GENERAL QUESTIONS:<br />
1. Who is the smartest man alive at the moment?: I’m betting Matty V.<br />
2. What do you prefer, a sunny or rainy day?: Hot and rainy!<br />
3. Do you consider yourself lucky?: Only in the beginner’s sense<br />
4. Do you feel pity for people who commit suicide?: Yeah, I guess so…<br />
5. Choose one word to describe how you feel most often: Headachey<br>
RANDOM:<br />
21. Have you ever used duct tape as a sewing substitute?: Once when I was, like 7<br />
22. Do you own one or more objects with studs or spikes in them?: Yup<br />
23. Do you own one or more articles of clothing from Dogpile, Lip Service, or Tiger of London?: Fft, yeah sure. No you stupid quiz you can’t buy that shit here…<br />
24. Do you enjoy leopard print?: Can we all say “tacktacular”?<br />
25. Are you disgruntled?: Sure, why not<br />
26. Are you an anarchist?: Nope, big government all the way!<br />
27. Does the American flag anger you?: If it’s raised in some kind of pointlessly tack jingoistic gesture, then yes. Yes it does.<br />
28. Are you “working class”?: Uh… hrm… I don’t count myself as such, no<br />
29. Do you dislike “preps”?: I would eat them for breakfast if we had any… fortunatley we don’t
because this isn’t America you dumbass quiz!<br />
30. Do you dislike Hot Topic?: qv. above question. No Hot Topic has ever disgraced the shores of Australia<br />
31. Do you smoke cigarettes?: I dance on the graves of people who die of smoking-related illnesses (qv. ~
matt )<br />
32. Do you smoke cloves?: Oh yeah sure, do I
look like some angsty Poppy Z. Bite fucktard to you?<br />
33. Are you a thin waif?: I floss my teeth with them (
Spug excepted)<br />
34. Are you vegan/vegetarian?: Hell no<br />
35. Do you think meat is murder?: Techincally, yes. Technically, so is eating plants. Or writing on paper. Or walking. And so on.<br />
36. Do you believe in god?: I’m sure that something exists around somewhere<br />
37. Do you pay attention in church?: Generally only as a critic<br />
38. Have you ever gone a week without a shower?: Once, at scout camp. It was gross beyond belief…<br />
39. Have you ever been avoided due to your odor? Not that I’m aware of…<br />
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MORE JUNK:<br />
1. Name: Alison<br />
2. Do you like it?: Well enough<br />
3. Nick names: Dee (D)<br />
4. Screen names: thejaggedspoon<br />
5. School: 2nd year Uni,
CompSci & Law/GraphicDesign limbo<br />
6. Birthday: 12th November, 1983<br />
7. Sign: Scorpio<br />
8. Location: At the computer, usually. (Australia)<br />
9. Age: Do some maths, dude…<br />
10. Status: Relationship<br />
11. Crush: Er… I’d like to think it’s a little more substantive<br />
12. Penis? Vagina?: Snatches all ‘round!<br />
13. Natural hair color: Was blonde a long time ago…<br />
14. Current hair color: Black-fading-brown<br />
15. Eye color: Green<br />
16. Height: 5’8-ish<br />
17. Weight: 65kg-ish<br />
18. Birthplace: Canberra<br />
19. Shoe size: Uh, like, a 9 Converse… 8 ladies? I dunno, like I ever buy shoes…<br />
FAMILY:<br />
1. Parents: Yup<br />
2. Siblings: Nope<br />
3. Live with: Either parents or 4 other uni students, depending on the time of year<br />
4. Favorite relative: Er… dunno. They’re all a bit wacko… my cousin?<br />
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FAVORITES:<br />
1. Number: 0<br />
2. Color: Green<br />
3. Day: Friday<br />
4. Month: November<br />
5. Song at the moment: Duran Duran, “Notorious”<br />
6. Movie: Good question… dunno.<br />
7. Food: Creamed butter, sugar, vanilla and egg (the base for making cookies)… mmm, fatty sugary goodness…<br />
8. Band: Yeah, them.<br />
9. Sport: Like I do this crap. DDR?<br />
10. Class: Lunch<br />
11. Teacher: Uh… Caz was a pretty good lecturer… My year 9 (?) English teacher overall.<br />
12. Drink: Lemon Ruski<br />
13. Veggie: Broccoli (steamed in stir-fry)<br />
14. TV station: Uh… SBS?<br />
15. Radio station: Don’t listen to the radio… JJJ?<br />
16. Store: The Gothic Palace (grah, the corn!) and Impact Records/Phantom Zone (depending on city)<br />
17. Expression: j0u j0u j0uski!<br />
18. Animal: Bat<br />
19. Flower: Iris<br />
20. State: ACT<br />
THIS OR THAT:<br />
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2. Coke or pepsi: Gross!<br />
3. Day or night: Night<br />
4. Tall or short: Tall<br />
5. Lipstick or lipgloss: Lipgloss<br />
6. Silver or gold: Silver<br />
7. Alcohol or weed: Don’t be retarded.<br />
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LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS:<br />
1. Do you have a bf/gf?: Yes (qv. ~
Mat [
h] )<br />
2. Do you have a crush?: Er, yeah?<br />
3. How long have you liked him/her: Dunno… 8 months-ish? Haven’t really been counting…<br />
5. If you’re single, why are you single?: Because I can’t read questionaires properley<br />
6. How long was your longest relationship?: Oh god… not very. A year or so? (Not that we ever spoke much…)<br />
7. How long was your shortest relationship?: Er… 5 months-ish?<br />
8. Who was your first love?: I think that would be embarrassing for all concerned… I was 6 for gods’ sakes!<br />
9. What do you miss about them?: That I’m no longer in primary school where life was easy<br />
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THE PAST:<br />
1. What is the one thing you would change about your past?: Er… that I didn’t win the lottery earlier in life?<br />
2. What is the biggest mistake you’ve made in your life?: Choosing the wrong courses in College and getting a lower UAI than I could’ve? Seriously, my life is pretty smooth… [touch wood]<br />
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WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU…<br />
2. Kissed?: Probably either ~
Mat [
h] or maybe K?<br />
3. Who is the last person you hugged?: K<br />
4. Fought with?: Er… fight-fighting or just arguing semantics? I honestly don’t know… Matty V?<br />
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THE PRESENT:<br />
1. What are you wearing?: Printed mauve sleevless tee, MoS baggy raver-jeans, lots of arm-thingies<br />
2. What are you doing?: Duh, what do you think?<br />
3. Who are you talking to?: Spugski<br />
4. What song are you listening to?: James, “I Know What I’m Here For”<br />
5. Where are you?: Take a guess, genius<br />
6. Who are you with?: My action figures<br />
7. Are you online?: Wow, you’re a clever one, aren’t you<br />
8. How are you feeling?: Like I should be in bed…<br />
9. Are you in a chatroom?: As if…<br />
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FUTURE:<br />
2. What are you going to do after this?: Sleep. Definatley sleep…<br />
4. Where are you going to go?: To bed<br />
5. How old will you be when you graduate?: Er… 25? I dunno…<br />
6. What do you wanna be?: Better than your average D<br />
7. What is one of your dreams?: Being appointed Ruler of the World?<br />
8. Where will you be in 25 years?: Racing Spug for world domination<br />
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OTHER:<br />
1. Do you write in cursive or print?: Both. At the same time.<br />
2. Are you a lefty or a righty?: I’m always right<br />
3. What is your sexual preference?: Whomever floats my boat at the time<br />
4. What piercings do you have?: Ears<br />
5. Do you drive?: I be larnin’<br />
6. Do you have glasses or braces?: Glasses