What I’ve always wondered (since yesterday), is why doesn’t someone tell every single follower of Voldemort that the dude is a Mudblood with a stupid teenage vendetta against his dad. Make it public, write a big story about it in the newspaper or something. Propaganda and all that.<br />
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The second thing I’ve always wondered is why everyone always has Lucius Malfoy really super-duper-uber keen to sacrifice Draco up to Voldemort. I mean, as far as Bad Guys go, Voldemort is a bit of a retard. He’s overley keen on the wanton torture of his followers, for starters, and is incredibly ineffective at achieving, well, anything. Killing some Potters was about the only decent thing he’s ever done, and that was over a dozen years ago. Since then he’s just been waffling about wringing his pallid little hands singing out the equivalent of “I’ll get you next time, Gadget!”. If
I were a Malfoy I’d be all like, “Screw the Dark Lord, what an idiot. You wanna take over the world? Do it like
this!” There’s no pride or ambition in being an abused lackey of a malevolent moron, and you’d think someone like Malfoy the Elder would realise that.<br />
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Anyway…<br />
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:music: Siousxie and the Banshees, “Carcass”