3rd September, 2002

See, I Told You the Brat Was Up to No Go

Tuesday, 1:27 am in Archive
Deary deary me. Looks like once again the Evil British Publishing Houses have failed in their attempts to introduce Satanism to America. And to think they thought that changing the title of the first Harry Potter book from Philosopher’s Stone to Sorcerer’s Stone would fool a naievely unsuspecting American public into accepting this wickedness. Fortunatley, no more! Using this handy self-preserving directory you can find many examples of the infiltration of British Evil into all Right Thinking American minds! Things such as the aforementioned stones are actually, indeed, the same Satanic thing! Not only that, but the dreaded Hippogriff, “Buckbeak”, is most assuredly merely an twisting of the Satanic imagry of the Gryffon, and not, in fact, a legitimate mythical creature in its own right. Tres horreure!<br /> <br /> Incidentally, people, some of these fanatics have read more books on Satanism, witchcraft and the occult than you and I have had hot dinners. Since practically anyone with an IQ of over 30 is intelligent enough to wade through the half-coherent evangelical ramblings, you can find a practical goldmine of occult lore. Forget all those actual occult sites and for the real low-down on the real low down, visit your friendly local evangelist today!

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