13th November, 2002
Selling His Body
Wednesday, 4:13 pm in Otaku
Earlier, on AIM…
sneakyMATTsplat: tamarket are finally getting me some ayu stuff!
but all at the same time so its gonna cost me hundreds 
DeviJin: lol
DeviJin: sell that body!
DeviJin: i’ll give you $10 for a kidney
sneakyMATTsplat: ill have to!
DeviJin: mmm… kidney…
sneakyMATTsplat: 
sneakyMATTsplat: you can’t have it!
DeviJin: aw, come on! it’s not like you NEED two!
sneakyMATTsplat: maybe i do!!! they would be lonely
DeviJin: lol
DeviJin: then i’ll take both
DeviJin: $30 for the pair
sneakyMATTsplat: $70
DeviJin: $40
sneakyMATTsplat: $50
DeviJin: sold!
sneakyMATTsplat: yay!
DeviJin: i ownz jour kidneys!
[cut]sneakyMATTsplat: ok! and you can just send payment straight to tamarket
DeviJin: lol
DeviJin: um… no
DeviJin: sorry. i rescind on our contract
DeviJin: because…
DeviJin: uh…
sneakyMATTsplat: lol
DeviJin: i don’t believe you can perform. i elect to terminate on grounds of anticipatory breach.
DeviJin: yeah… that’s it… 
DeviJin: stupid contracts
sneakyMATTsplat: well, i don’t like your voiced fricatives
DeviJin: your promissory estoppel is unnecessarily unconscionable!
sneakyMATTsplat: lol
DeviJin: this is really nerdy. 
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