18th August, 2004
Will Show Boobs for Beta Key
Wednesday, 12:24 pm in The Soapbox
I really want to play World of WarCraft. Just in case you’d forgotten.
I also really want someone to bash it into my room-mate’s head that the stove is not an appropriate place to put plastic. It’s not like we don’t have about three metres of bench, oh no no, the plastic has to go right on the stove. I came out one day to find a loaf of bread and a pack of sliced ham sitting right on top of the main element. Like, what the fuck? Do they not teach basic household safety any more? It’s bad enough someone never bothers to wipe the stove after they’ve used it, so it’s constantly covered with burnt-on black shit (which really mystifies me on one level since I’m the only person who actually seems to eat actual food in this house), but now it’s covered with melted plastic as well? Fu-uu-uck. And people wonder why I’m cranky and antisocial towards my room-mates all the time. My jaffel iron has already been destroyed due to a seeming inability to clean appliances after you’ve used them, and my jug and toaster aren’t looking too healthy either. I think I’m going to just take them all home next holidays. Why should I bother bringing things if no-one’s going to look after them? And then there’s the kitchen scissors, which my room-mate has somehow gotten into her head are a good substitute for a knife when it comes to cutting her toast. Except that, unlike a knife, they don’t need to be washed up afterwards. I mean, how fortuitous. Image that; utensils that miraculously don’t get dirty.
I’ve had a solid migraine for the last month and people wonder why I’m bitter.
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That’s just fucking stupid, not to mention kinda disgusting. What kind of twat leaves plastic on ANY heat source, especially an element?
Your roommates sound like fucking idiots. That’s exactly why I chose to live off-campus with my friends, I didn’t want to be stuck with a group of total jerk-offs.
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It’s only really one roommate, I think (used to be two, but one left). It’s always the European students that are the worst, though. Last year it was the French guys and I was all like “Well, okay, maybe it’s just ‘cause they’re guys, like Mat is pretty messy.” But no-oo-oo, this year it’s a Sewdish girl. It’s crazy.
Living with friends wouldn’t help, I think. Then I’d just get aggro at people I know, as opposed to random people who will go away to other countries. I think I’m doomed to have to live by myself thanks to my aggro anal-retentive nature.
